After realizing things weren’t what they seem to be,I said to the passenger beside me “were not flying here Amigo,were driving remember.
Just in case somebody checks,I reserved a flight to let on we were flying in.That’ll throw off the trail of crumbs as a crow might caw.
Nobody has to know were driving,right?
After a 25 minute stop over at a Harvey’s Hamburger joint,they arrived in Pheonix.
“You ever spend a night looking at the future?”
Josh wore John Lennon glasses with thin gold frames,was mid fifties,and slightly preserved.
P.S. Excerting Joke of the Day
Wake up call
A man and his wife were having some problems and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he’d need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper: “Please wake me at 5 a.m.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9 a.m. and he’d missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and scream at his wife when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said: “It’s 5 a.m. Wake up.
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